Ever heard of a Preacher asking the faithful to bring 2 eggs?One may think it's an offering unto their god or may be later collected as a surprised gift to the less fortunate brethren.
I hope that when the Pastor requires the faithful to take out their 2 eggs, it will not confuse the male as to what egg to take out.
The Preacher also asks them to bring umbrella for the ladies & hat for the gentlemen. The bigger the hat or the umbrella, he said, the better.
At the time of gatherings, the gentlemen was advised to hold their 2 eggs in one hand and the hat on the other. The eggs symbolizes money, for the eggs allegedly will turn to gold spiritually not literally.
Likewise, the ladies to hold the eggs on one hand and the inverted umbrella on the other hand. Purposely inverted to catch the grace showered by their god from heaven.
After the prayer, the faithful was requested to altogether jump for 3 times with joy.
Ecclesiastes 7:29 Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
What's intriguing is the fact that they endure it and remain followers of this false preacher no matter what. In fact, the park is full of devotees, rain or shine.
Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Now, Let's sing the false prophets egg song: I have two eggs the left & the right. Hold them up high so clean & bright. Clad them softly one two three. Clean little eggs are good to see.
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