tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post7203624522646777797..comments2024-01-10T04:32:29.492+08:00Comments on Christian Blog - Faith In Jesus: Spaghetti MonsterEly Biadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-60935665189969343732012-12-12T08:54:14.542+08:002012-12-12T08:54:14.542+08:00The stupid answer is: From Spaghetti Monster! ????...The stupid answer is: From Spaghetti Monster! ????????Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-32499371887384485852012-12-12T08:52:11.120+08:002012-12-12T08:52:11.120+08:00Is 40:14 With whom took he counsel, and who instr...Is 40:14 With whom took he counsel, and who instructed him, and taught him in the path of judgment, and taught him knowledge, and showed to him the way of understanding?Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-29030645319174151292012-12-12T08:45:35.026+08:002012-12-12T08:45:35.026+08:00Prov 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction...Prov 19:20 Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end.<br /><br />Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-22810143027405559202012-11-11T06:30:42.322+08:002012-11-11T06:30:42.322+08:00I don't understand why the belief that this wo...I don't understand why the belief that this world and everything in it were created by God would make people so angry. Look at the order in which we are surrounded by. Look at nature and how creation works within itself. The only corruption is man and the sin that we bring. If you don't believe in it then don't. If you're right than we all go back into the ground that we came from. This includes your parents and kids (not a lot of hope in this life). Bretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08508167240046668103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-28520922446351348572012-09-18T07:32:20.373+08:002012-09-18T07:32:20.373+08:00You are not Israelites so don't bother justify...You are not Israelites so don't bother justifying yourself with commandments given only to Israel not us Christians. Why?<br /><br />Acts 13:39 And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses.<br /><br />Heb 8:7 For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no place have been sought for the second.<br /><br />Heb 8:13 In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.<br />Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-86041326967579860172012-09-18T07:14:41.259+08:002012-09-18T07:14:41.259+08:00Quoting from the Torah are we?
Wow! It's so ex...Quoting from the Torah are we?<br />Wow! It's so exciting I wish to participate.<br /><br />--------------------<br /><br />Deuteronomy 22<br />King James Version (KJV)<br /><br />20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:<br /><br />21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.<br /><br />28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;<br /><br />29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.<br /><br />--------------------<br /><br />TLDR: Stoning a bride who isn't a virgin; marrying a rapist. Seems logical to me.Travisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-33198380453967777982012-09-12T12:03:38.896+08:002012-09-12T12:03:38.896+08:00This is God.
Is 46:10 Declaring the end from the ...This is God.<br /><br />Is 46:10 Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure: <br /><br />This is man.<br /><br />Deut 18:22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.<br />Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-79938471171977695662012-09-12T10:14:54.048+08:002012-09-12T10:14:54.048+08:00Yeah, may the Lord, who loves you more than any th...Yeah, may the Lord, who loves you more than any thing in existance, beat the snot out of you for asking sincere questions with the brain HE supposedly gave you. And prove that he means it by quoting excerpts from a book on iron-age middle-eastern mythologyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-55214843773248959492012-09-10T02:15:13.679+08:002012-09-10T02:15:13.679+08:00Why so serious?Why so serious?fem_progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16081289139594360927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-26950540597518987712012-07-03T23:50:37.028+08:002012-07-03T23:50:37.028+08:00Jn 7:17 If any man will do his will, he shall kno...Jn 7:17 If any man will do his will, he shall know concerning the doctrine, whether it is from God, or whether I speak from myself. <br /><br />Jn 7:18 He that speaketh from himself, seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-88431707308267201982012-07-03T23:32:45.209+08:002012-07-03T23:32:45.209+08:00Jesus Christ Ely, don't you have an intelligen...Jesus Christ Ely, don't you have an intelligent thought of your own or can you only parrot back what has been fed into your head?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10027266878319644050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-19594296056857775152012-06-02T15:06:15.775+08:002012-06-02T15:06:15.775+08:002 Cor 4:18 While we look not at the things which a...2 Cor 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.<br /><br />1 Cor 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.<br /><br />1 Cor 14:37 If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord.<br /><br />1 Cor 14:38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.<br /><br />1 Cor 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-78370290817205370012012-06-02T07:20:11.306+08:002012-06-02T07:20:11.306+08:00At least I have seen with my own eyes a dish of sp...At least I have seen with my own eyes a dish of spaghetti and meatballs...<br /><br />More proof than your own God can claim...<br /><br />And Let he with scripture use quotes...<br />But as along as she isnt a woman in church<br /><br />1 Corinthians 14 34:35<br />34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.<br /><br />35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-58023434396480921162012-05-22T20:45:22.050+08:002012-05-22T20:45:22.050+08:00Kudos to the intelligent anonymous, making fun out...Kudos to the intelligent anonymous, making fun out of religion and God.<br /><br />Gal 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. <br /><br />Prov 1:23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit to you, I will make known to you my words.<br /><br />Prov 1:24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;<br /><br />Prov 1:25 But ye have set at naught all my counsel, and rejected my reproof:<br /><br />Prov 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-43007553871578098792012-05-22T09:56:56.378+08:002012-05-22T09:56:56.378+08:00No one actually believes in the Flying Spaghetti M...No one actually believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is a parody god making fun of organized religion. Just shows how truly unintelligent you are.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-54043632916122385692012-05-14T08:33:03.832+08:002012-05-14T08:33:03.832+08:00And why would you believe in a religion that looks...And why would you believe in a religion that looks like an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster that created allegedly the universe? It's indeed a Chef favorite dish. Spaghetti with meat balls dip in sticky sauce.....<br /><br />Acts 17:29 Being then the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like to gold, or silver, or stone graven by art and man's device.<br /><br />Eccles 7:29 Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-36341054192063706392012-05-14T07:39:30.078+08:002012-05-14T07:39:30.078+08:00Why would you believe in a religion that looks to ...Why would you believe in a religion that looks to me like it was created by a woman who made a story up about immaculate conception because she didn't want her husband to leave her after she cheated on him? And please answer in your own words instead of quoting from stories of the past.Minister Dave T Pastastrainernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-83643871528717464532012-04-28T07:11:48.369+08:002012-04-28T07:11:48.369+08:00Rom 10:17 So then, faith cometh by hearing, and h...Rom 10:17 So then, faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. <br /><br />Mt 12:36 But I say to you, That for every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account in the day of judgment.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-8698948202267796032012-04-28T01:15:23.167+08:002012-04-28T01:15:23.167+08:00Repeating scripture only proves your ignorance.Repeating scripture only proves your ignorance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-61709791680157226092012-04-19T06:54:07.084+08:002012-04-19T06:54:07.084+08:00Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty, and ...Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty, and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord? <br /><br />May the Lord rebuke thee.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-5065600042057850552012-04-19T00:36:14.810+08:002012-04-19T00:36:14.810+08:00How disrespectful ! Would you like me to say the s...How disrespectful ! Would you like me to say the same thing about your God ? <br /><br />May He touch you one day with his noodly appendage !<br /><br /><br />A true pastafarianAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-63834398388767087972012-03-25T07:13:08.319+08:002012-03-25T07:13:08.319+08:00Jn 8:47 He that is of God heareth God's words...Jn 8:47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.<br /><br />Jn 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-58799242882762948272012-03-25T06:44:15.243+08:002012-03-25T06:44:15.243+08:00Eccles 7:29 Lo, this only have I found, that God ...Eccles 7:29 Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.<br /><br />1 Cor 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,<br /><br />1 Cor 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.<br /><br />Jn 6:63 It is the spirit that reviveth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak to you, they are spirit, and they are life.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-2286942359415075542012-03-25T06:03:46.710+08:002012-03-25T06:03:46.710+08:00Gods have been created by civilizations as long as...Gods have been created by civilizations as long as man has been around. If you didn't understand something there was a God for it.<br /><br />Today's religious groups have to stick their heads in the sand and ignore all the evidence that eliminates the need for the current major God still used today.<br /><br /> in reality the major faith holders out there today are only hurting themselves because they go through life walking on pins and needles so they don't offend their God and maintain their golden ticket to some mystical fairytail land after death<br /><br />Not to mention all the wars and death that the many religious factions have caused. People are taught to be good and loving toward their fellow man but then turn around and kill him because he reads a different version of the same text.<br /><br />A god that would let unborn children die, innocent helpless people get slaughtered like pigs, and thousands of people buried and burned alive by volcanic eruptions and other natural disasters is not the kind of god i want to spend an eternity with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7493266767790043209.post-25779691743604614012012-03-10T00:26:37.326+08:002012-03-10T00:26:37.326+08:002 Pet 3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking ...2 Pet 3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.<br /><br />Jn 6:63 It is the spirit that reviveth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak to you, they are spirit, and they are life.<br /><br />Heb 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.<br /><br />Mk 4:11 And he said to them, To you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but to them that are without, all these things are done in parables:<br /><br />Mk 4:12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.Ely Biadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13673822273567985918noreply@blogger.com